DISAPPOINTED SIGH BUTTON

Did you ever get so tired of sighing at things that you wanted to sigh, but then realized that would only make things worse? These days, so many things are disappointing that it's too much of an effort to do all the sighing yourself. This 31/2 Disappointed Sigh noisemaker makes sure that no annoyance goes unacknowledged ever again. It includes four sighs — male, female, shocked and end of the world. With our press-of-the-button automated dismay, you can express your grumpiness electronically!