SNAIL PLUSH HAT

OK, OK, so we know this is a Soft Snail Hat and all, but we don't want to hear any slow jokes, got it? In fact, we're here to dispel all the stereotypes that snails are always the pokey laggers of the animal world. Did you know that they have actually discovered a rare species of racing snail, that is technically the 5th fastest land animal on the planet? These snails use geothermal energy from the Earth to power their little bodies across huge swathes of terrain in no time at all. And THAT is precisely the kind of snail this hat wants your child to become. So maybe some of that isn't true. But isn't it a cool story? It's just the kind of thing your kiddo can imagine when sporting this cute cap. In it, a child can be any kind of snail! A super-fast racing snail, an alien snail from outer space, a brilliant superhero snail, or just a regular old snail who is best friends with a magical garden gnome. This soft cap turns any child's head into a brown snail. The eyes on the top are just too cute! Slow, fast, quiet, loud — your little snail can be larger or smaller than life this Halloween!